how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
oh look kanaya’s helping sollux out what a nice friend
hey wait a second what that on his neck
kanaya dont tell me
kanaya his girlfriend just died and he was blinded dont do that to him
at least she put a bandaid on him afterwards
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
for some reason the first thought in my head when i woke up was “fully enabled toilet seat”
sometimes i think i have a crappy blog until i remember there are blogs who correct did-yuo-kno
- pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
- me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop