July 2012
oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip
LOL Liam, I love your exaggerated dark stories. You literally made me laugh out loud, one of my cackling witch-like laughs.
<33
will i ever be relevant in the fanbase
Please excuse me for being a dumb girl,
but WHATINTHEFUCK does “I <3 you” mean? just for no fucking reason just texts me and says “I <3 you” like… what?? It has to mean something and I’m just not getting it here.
<3 is a heart. It’s a noncommittal way of saying “I love you”.
A+ tags to surf through if you’re craving secondhand embarrassment:
- #fuck the mainstream
- #follow for follow
- #i hate girls
- #i hate boys
- #first time high
- #first time drinking
The Bedroom Window
He looked her cold body over,
felt her skin against his chest.
And here they share their stone.
Oh, how her blood sparkled the sheets.
She was smiling.
Goddamn, he loves that smile.
He drank from the cup and brought her close.
He joined her on the other side,
where they’d both be alive.
HI I'M NOT SURE IF I ANSWERED THAT PRIVATELY BY ACCIDENT OR IF TUMBLR IS BEING DUMB SORRY
No problem! Tumblr’s dumb all the time. So, are you a wedding photographer or something like that?
Reblog if you actually care about your followers.
CONFESSION
When I’m really bored I go to the Apple store and set all the iPads to microsoft.com
When you realize you just said something really stupid.
Emma Watson is like the internet's collective waifu.
which person do i reblog that post from
don’t think of it as me liking your sad personal post
think of it as me sending you tiny baby kisses because I care
To all my followers who don't like Homestuck or Korra...
“eridan is forevver alone”
“john egderp”
“(homestuck character) is my fantroll’s/character’s matesprit”
*fire-flyte. its ok liam you tried uwu also u looking damn kawaii in that picture
Sorry! Also, thanks. uwu
ndividedbyzero replied to your post: of course, then he goes avat- NO NO WHAT WHAT
Azula is like the most sadistic character ever
yyyyyyep
tumblr needs a ’disable captions from being added to this post’ option
Teacher, varsity
Teacher: Hm…. Either a writer (for screen and page), an archaeologist, a historian, or a game designer. I suppose I’ll have to choose one eventually.
Varsity: I played soccer all throughout elementary school. Now, I really don’t do anything active, other than swimming, walking, and riding my bike occasionally. :x
I always watch the important basketball games, especially if the Heat is playing (my home team), and of course I see the Super Bowl every year. But, other than that, I’m not much of a sports fan.
Word, blue , dopey
Word: I don’t have a tablet, sorry!
Blue: I love Get Up, a really uplifting Homestuck song from one of the earlier albums that, while a bit primitive, really helps me sometimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_5I77JvtFw
Dopey: Alright. Sit, children, and listen.
In seventh grade I had to read Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven to an audience of thirty bored twelve-year-olds. Just before that fateful sixth period English class, I came down with a terrible case of hiccups. Between each stanza and miserable stanza I’d hiccup, hurp, or hipple. By the end of the poem, the class was in tears. (I almost was, too, but for a very different reason.)
Even then, it was pretty funny, but still a squick traumatic.
Picture, quality
I was in a concert last night:
And, uh, my three favorite blogs are flyte-fire.tumblr.com/trade-mistakes-for-you.tumbrl.com (it’s a tie), foodpornblog, and chicksdigthegears.tumblr.com
Optimism:: r3nly: I remember this one time, a girl on here made a post about how... →
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I remember this one time, a girl on here made a post about how she didn’t believe in gay marriage because civil unions were good enough, or something like that.
I saw the post because people I followed were reblogging it and calling her really horrible names, like homophobic cunt or…
IS DOGS A LAND BIRDS: Review of "Earthbound" →
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Earthbound is my favorite anime. The animation was really good, and the writers definitely knew what they were doing throughout. The characters were very well-developed as well, and their dialogue felt so natural. The voice actors were really great, I have to say. The music was…
YOU KNOW
The best part about learning about Jake/Jane and revealing more about Nanna/Grandpa is that it finally explains
why Grandpa Harley was such an idiot.
WHO MOUNTS A SHARK HEAD ON THE WALL
WHO COLLECTS MUMMIES OF ALL THINGS?
WHO GIVES A CHILD PISTOLS???
WHO GIVES A DOLL A WINE CUP TO DRINK TEA WITH?
THE ANSWER MY FRIENDS IS THIS GUY
I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.
Injury,Money
Injury: Nope. All of my glass-related injuries involved my father beating me mercilessly with an empty Jack Daniels bottle.
(Not really)
Money: Hmmm… I’m not sure. First, I’d use a chunk of it to pay for college. Because I’m sixteen, my parents would probably assume the rest, and use it to pay off their mortgage, send my brother to school, too, and put a lot to their retirement. For the rest, they’d probably invest it, buy some property somewhere, go on a ton of vacations, or just get cools stuff, like a really nice car.
is that justin beiber
It’s one of the original Facebook programmers. His last name was Putnam.
Go to Facebook, open a chat box, and type in :putnam:
