what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
I didn’t even tag that how did they find that post jfc
I guess they google their own URL frequently.
that post about fyeahcontroversialcharacters is getting notes wHAT
That’s because it reblogged you, I think.
- Fan: Man fuck Juliet she totally gets in the way of my Tybalt/Romeo OTP
“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection
- 2006: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2007: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2008: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2009: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2010: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2011: Wow, I was really annoying last year
- 2012: Wow, I'm really annoying this year
- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
I’ll keep that in mind, thank you!
Wow, that’s awesome! While I wouldn’t call myself a fully-fledged opera fan, I can certainly appreciate the medium, as an enthusiast of drama and classical music.
Seeing the parents of some of the kids in the olympics freak out when they do well is so sweet omg.
youd think a website called collegehumor would be aimed more towards college students and less towards middle school boys yet here we are
too bad you cant submit to elizabethan-yeowoman’s tumblr
i would totally of submitted this
remember when lord english killed everybody while they were having a great time together in the afterlife haha that was hilarious
DO YOU EVER WANT TO REPLY TO SOMEONES POST JOKINGLY AND SHARE A GOOD LAUGH WITH THEM BUT YOU’RE REALLY NOT SURE IF THEY’D TAKE IT AS A JOKE OR NOT CAUSE YOU DON’T REALLY TALK BUT YOU’VE GOT THIS NICE LITTLE MUTUAL FOLLOW THING GOING FOR YOU SO YOU STARE AT THE REPLY AND QUICKLY DELETE IT AND THROW YOURSELF TO THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL
when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”
i still don’t understand why spider8reath couldn’t have been pushed one track spot forward on volume 7
Why would that be better? Because Lifdoff would be a change of pace between them?
spider8reath’s track 7
just one track away from that 8 motif….
Yeah, I realized that a few minutes after posting. Who arranges the tracks and collects the album art?
i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
my mom says the reason our family is awful is because my room is dirty